Number 9:
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8:
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7:
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6:
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5:
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4:
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3:
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2:
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Department of National Security.
And the *BONUS* thought for today:
"Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".
Up there we were heroes, fighting robot bitches...
Priest: Great wall of prophecy, reveal to us God?’s will that we may blindly obey.
Crowd: Free us from thought and responsibility.
Priest: Your words guide us.
Crowd: We are dumb.
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Posted on January 10 2025 21:53:19
Yes indeed!
"Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
Jeremy 01/17/2025 03:20:07 Heh...those were my favorite parts.
Sim 01/17/2025 03:17:08 compared to the version i posted on trekweb, i added a few details, in case you haven't noticed ... was too tempting throwing ann coulter and bill o'reilly into the mix
Jeremy 01/17/2025 03:11:52 Oh, they're not written yet. Gotta finish season 1 still.
Sim 01/17/2025 03:10:42 sounds very promising! i'll check out the mirror episodes soon!
Jeremy 01/17/2025 03:06:55 One of my heroes, actually.
Jeremy 01/17/2025 03:06:25 Hmm...Huey Newton, maybe.
Sim 01/17/2025 03:04:20 jer, i'm glad you like it! do you have a proposition for the role of CRN chairman? it was the one role i had the hardest time finding someone for ...
Jeremy 01/17/2025 02:57:01 If you wanted to check it out, the subject of alternate history is also addressed in the second from the top entry of the Essays section (For Now We See Through a Glass, Darkly).
Jeremy 01/17/2025 02:56:28 He really wasn't the radical people make him out to be. Otherwise, it was a very chillingly possible scenario.
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