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Captain Jack
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Posted on July 19 2007 17:41:41
­description for a spray product to get smells out - on Amazon under pet products:

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GETS THE STINK OUT OR YOUR MONEY BACK... Anti-Icky-Poo Attacks and removes persistant odors caused by Urine,Feces,Vomit,Smoke,Char and Dead Bodies. Works on carpets,upholstery, tile, walls, clothing, bedding and bathrooms. Inside or outside.

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Posted on July 19 2007 18:28:02
Very popular product among car dealers and reconditioners. We get a lot of vehicles in from auctions and trades that smell like someone left a decomposing body in the backseast, it's awful and Air Fresheners and simple deoderizer that you can pick up anywhere just doesn't cut it in most cases as the smell will return in just a few days. Other products jus hide or mask the smell for awhile and when they come back it's with a vengence. I actually had a couple from South Africa buy a minivan from me some time back and they themselve smelled like the hadn't taken a shower since the dawn of time itself and they complained about the smell in the van when they purchased it. I would imagine that the reference to DEAD BODIES if for companies that do fire restoration services as the smell of burnt human flesh if you have never been unlucky enough to smell it is pretty pungant and will make even the Iron Stomached vomit. We use quite a bit of Laquer Thinner as well, it gets out carpet and apholstery stains and removes smells that other stuff just won't take out.

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Posted on July 19 2007 18:32:04
Can't it just be funny?

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Posted on July 19 2007 18:34:25
Pets that go outside have an amazing ability to find dead things... smiley

Baltar, where are you that you were selling a van to people from SA?
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Posted on July 19 2007 18:45:56
Rhode Island. They had just moved here, but we actually get quite alot of folks from Africa looking to buy SUV's and ship them overseas. Pickup trucks and any 4x4 will bring double what they pay for them here it's very big business but it's also highly regulated and you have to have an in with a licensed exporter to make the deal legit or you would be facing federal charges for illegally exporting goods out of the country. Car parts also bring lots of money in Africa as well.
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Posted on July 20 2007 15:01:29
I swear by that stuff - it even hides the odor from the police dogs.


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Posted on July 20 2007 23:37:20
The best way to keep police away is to go to small towns with 60 other treeplanters...they'll be overwhelmed and they'll basically let you just do about anything, as long as nobody dies...


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Posted on July 21 2007 13:40:57
Tober138 wrote:
I swear by that stuff - it even hides the odor from the police dogs.


Speaking of Police Dogs, the night before last (Thursday) around 8:30pm the family and I are sitting on the couch watching "Don't Forget The Lyrics" when we hear a car horn start blowing which dosen't stop for a good minute. After it stops we hear a loud explosion which during July isn't out of the norm as across the street from our house is a set of 3 baseball fields were the locals play in softball leagues all summer and hang out in the parking lot drinking beer, setting off fireworks and being loud until someone calls the Cops and they get forced to leave.

On this particular night however it turned out to be something different as that horn began to blow again and this time it didn't stop, so I go outside and find that in the parking lot directly in front out my house (Aprox 30-40 yards) from my front door is a burning vehicle. I call 911 and rush down to see if anyone is hurt, it's a late model Chevy Avalanche and the drivers side is butted up against the foliage that blocks the view of the field from my street and the 2 passanger side doors are wide open with no one in site.

A couple of minutes go by and the Police and Fire crew's show up, it takes a good 15-20 minutes to put the fire out and by now many of the people the live in the low income housing on the oposite side of the field have shown up to watch. The police start asking if anyone knows anything or has seen anything and they have a K-9 unit there searching the brush. (NOW HERES WHERE IT GETS INTERTESTING)

A couple of kids come forward about age 13-15 and say they saw 2 people running from the truck through one of the fileds and the police say that they picked up 2 guys fitting their description a couple of blocks away and would the kids be willing to get into a cruiser and go ID them, they say sure but heres the kicker and the point to this whole story. The Police officer that was talking to them was the one from the K-9 unit and had a shepard with her which is now going ape shit trying to get at these kids which isn't uncommon if you get to close to one of those dogs and it's handler so they take the dog away bring the kids over to ID said suspects and when they return the K-9 officer starts to thank them but the dog goes nuts yet again from an even farther distance this time so another office sugests that maybe the kids had been smoking or around someone that had and they get searched. Wouldn't you know it but one of them had a couple of OZ's in his pocket.

And the Dumb Ass of the Year Award goes to? The stupid drug dealer that got caought trying to talk to a K-9 Officer while he was holding. Thanks for all you help kid but your going to have to come with us. Now that stupid shit had to share a holding cell with the guys he just made running away from a stolen truck that they set on fire. TALK ABOUT IRONY! SHEEESH!!!

Sorry this was so long.

Edited by Benedict Baltar on July 21 2007 13:52:25
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Posted on July 21 2007 21:01:56
Remind me to stay out of Rhode Island... smiley
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Posted on July 22 2007 19:12:47
Tober138 wrote:
I swear by that stuff - it even hides the odor from the police dogs.


Ummm... do I wanna know how you've come to know that odor? smiley


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Posted on July 22 2007 22:55:23
If you'd ever seen any of his old apartments, you wouldn't ask...smiley


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Tober138
08/10/2007 06:35:40
I love my job - after a 4 hour delay I finally got home from Boston at around 2:30 AM. Lousy weather...grrrr

Tupperfan
08/10/2007 03:59:42
So yeah, done for this year...And Banff is paradise so I stay here 'til my trip in Thailand around November-January...

Tupperfan
08/10/2007 03:58:54
Well, I was supposed to go back for a contract of spraying(pesticides), but I decided to stay in Banff and tell then to fuck off...

SpiritOne
08/09/2007 17:01:03
did i leave my browser open again? lol.

Ro
08/09/2007 00:28:22
Until?

Lemmiwinks
08/08/2007 23:18:06
41 minutes to go........

Ro
08/08/2007 23:04:45
Hi Spirit. smiley

Ro
08/08/2007 17:57:40
You all done with the tree planting, Tup?

Cujo
08/08/2007 17:47:16
He's only got himself to blame.

Tupperfan
08/08/2007 16:45:23
But poor Kevin, he has a though job with the Oilers...

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